{"We are now going to progess to some steps that are a bit more difficult"} {"Ready?" {"This is the battle"} {"Of Sex"} {"As an animal act"} {"Fucked up by your emotions"}
[Verse 1: MC Paul Barman] I faxed attorneys My housemates that smoke crack and practice taxidermy Didn't lack tact like the sackhole with wack black leather German backpack and stacked (?) The worst besides involving civilians is being a lazy teacher It's hard to embelish on how hellishly selfish the nemises is He drove the great housemate Kate off the premiseses You're the biggest A-HOLE in the world! You're crazy! We're both right Your mom was nice on the phone what happened you? I'd like to crap in your brew A 12-pack of (?) when your napping oo-oo I'll set fire to your bed, let the flames shave your head For the (?) you said I'd leave you for dead if I could get away with it You even taped up the kitty door so no one could play with it You did the same thing to Linden ??????? I wish you were going to the hell we've been in but it doesn't exist And there's no god either No real mortal leader I need a breather!
[Verse 2: MC Paul Barman] I don't need to be subtle to leave you befuddled Cuase you're too lazy to write a rebuttle Can't finish grad school think thats cool but it's sad If I wanted to watch Football I'd live with my dad I make rap masterpieces You can't complete your crap masters thesis? {"Loser"} Just count calories and manufactour allergies You make 5 times our salaries but you're late with the rent On time with the cable You watch Friends while we are friends All you're giving this house is crumbs on the table From a Food-not-bombs bagle Wont lend me your books but there's dust on your Hegel I nearly puked when you showed up to U.S. Maple Think your at Chapel Hill stable? Think you're subletting through April? We're getting you off the lease while you are cause You're a bigger A-HOLE than I'm considered my my lab...
[MC Paul Barman] Look, when I'm being a pompous bastard my friends love me enough to bring me back down to their... planet And so, this is a real stretch to say to you because I don't love you like, you know, they love me But your making sure that nobody loves you, you're alienating everybody! So just beware, or else you'll be alone