Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club
Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club

I'm standing in the club
I'm standing in the club
Spending all my cash
Trying to chat these bitches up
I'm standing in the club
I'm standing in the club
But the dj sucks
So why am I in the club

This room is so hot
The girls are so not
And I can't find my friends
It's the hot spot
Tonight, but so what
I still can't find my friends (can't find my friends)
I think I'm about
To puke and pass out
I wish that this night would end

Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club
Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club

I'm standing in the club
I'm standing in the club
And the black eyed peas and p diddy say what up
I'm standing in the club
I'm standing in the club
And I'm on my knees in the bathroom throwing up
My girl is at home
I'm here on my own

I'm not looking for romance
But, down on the floor
Some chick is hardcore
She's tryin' to get in my pants (get in my pants)
Now this is not right
She might change her mind
The more that she sees me dance

Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club
Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club

Dj, play something good
Dj, I wish that you would
Dj, play something good
Dj, I wish that you would
Dj, play something good
Dj, I wish that you would
Dj, play something good
Dj, dj

Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club
Why am I
Why am I
Why am I
Standing in da club