Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL!
He stands like a statue Becomes part of the machine Feeling all the bumpers Always playing clean He plays by intuition The digit counts his ball That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard There has to be a twist A pinball wizard Got "such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it I DON'T KNOW! What makes him so good
Ain't got no distractions Can't hear no buzzers and bells Don't see no lights a-flashin He plays by sense of smell Always gets a replay Never see him fall That deaf, dumb, and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was The Bally table king But I just handed My pinball crown to him
He put up my favorite table He can beat my best His disciples lead him in And he just does the rest He's got crazy flipper fingers I never see them fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball