You said we're manufactured,
You must have got it wrong,
We did this stupid challenge
And we wrote this song in half an hour

Sofa hyundai administration
Oh in half an hour
Sofa hyundai administration
Our reputation to lose
Thats why we wrote the top gear blues

Jeremys antique
The hamster just squeaks
James is such a geek
And I really want to know who the stig is

Sofa hyundai administration
Who is the stig?
Sofa hyundai administration
Our reputation to lose
When I sing the top gear blues

Solo

Jeremys antique
The hamster just squeaks
James is just a geek
And I really want to know whos the stig?

Sofa hyundai administration
Yeah who's the stig?
Sofa hyundai administration
Our reputation to loose
Thats why we wrote the top gear
My penis grows huge
When I sing the top gear
I'm a little confused
To why we sing the top gear blues