Sex is overrated but it sure feels good Way overrated but it does feel good Just look at all the babies in the neighbourhood Yeah sex is overrated but it sure feels good No such thing as having too many shoes Not possible to have too many shoes Boys will tell you different but they’re lying to you There ain’t no such thing as having too many shoes Now there’s one sure way to win the heart of a man Sit him up beggin’, eating out of your hand Feed him roast potatoes and a leg of lamb That’s one sure way to win the heart of a man Ay ee he he he would I lie to you Ay ee it’s the kitchen table gospel truth what your mama shoulda told you but she never had the heart to The spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall Always ready if it sticks to the wall He’ll say he’s gonna but he won’t call But the spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall Sex is overrated but it sure feels good Way overrated but it does feel good See grandad chasing granny round the neighbourhood Sex is overrated but it sure feels good