Some people try to keep somethin' alive
After it's gone
After it dies
They try all kinda things
Like takin' off rings
Swappin' up keys
Seein' who swings
I'm happy to say that you and I got no problem
Baby, I just wanted you to know

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

sometimes at night after the kids are in bed
I'm changin' the channels and you're surfin' the web
I stumble on that show
With all of those ladies
Doin' all of those things
and Actin' all crazy
I don't know how they manage to do all that damage
Barely find enough time to kiss

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

Oh I got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't want to have a threesome
Ever again

So I'll get away
If you can slip away, too
I'll meet you at 3
Alright I'll meet you at 2
We know just where to go
We know just want to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you

I don't want to have a threesome
I don't want to sleep with nobody else
I don't want to be no swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend, uh uh
I don't want to have a threesome, no
I don't want to have a threesome, no
I don't want to have a threesome
Ever again

Yeah!
Woooo-oooo-oooo!