Guac in this house
One dollar each, I get them once a week
Avocados, I want so I can eat

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole

You want them ripe not really hard
Extra soft and extra large
Buy a lot to make at home
Not chipotle no extra charge
Cut it up, what's inside
Take the pit out, put it aside
Cilantro and salt, get the lime
Squeeze it out, then its time
Mash it up, then combine
Stir it around, looking fine
I'm going to take a chip and dip
It needs a little more salt
It's so green, so serene
I might be it for halloween
When you cook, keep it clean
But don't leave the dishes in the sink

Holy moly, holy moly, I love guacamole
Avocado toast, yeah I eat it in the morning
I eat it in my salad, or make it as a dressing
Put it on a burger, eat it with some veggies
Feed me now, taste so wow
Even my cat, yeah he said "meow"
I can even serve it in a molcajete
Do you want it mild or caliente?

Now get your plate and a bowl
For some guacamole
Coming over for some dinner
I got some guacamole
If you don't like avocados
Then I'm really sorry
But I think that you should try
My guacamole

Look I need an onion, I need a tomato
I need some peppers like a jalepeno
Not a sweet one, I need a spicy one
Want some healthy guac, its already keto
If you want the recipe, its no secret
Don't need a mask, I'm already wearin it
If it turns brown go on and mix it
I bet you that no one will notice the difference
Double dip, that's a no
If you do that, then can you go
If you disrespect my guac, my elbow says hello
My guac is fire, I put it on my tacos
Looks like art, you can call me Picasso
It's so smooth, just like gelato
A standing ovation, they all say bravo

Avocado freak yeah, part of my thesis
I Take them on walks, yeah even go to beaches
I Give them bubble baths, scrub deep in the creases
Make 'em look clean, yeah leaving people speechless
In the food chain, it's a healthy fatty
Antioxidants, not a sugar daddy
Lycopene, beta-carotene
My avocados taking care of me
Don't need friends, this my new gang
Jojo Siwa, like a boomerang
All elements, call it avatar aang
Now we in Star Wars bang bang bang

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole
Scoop it out, then I plop
That's some guacamole
Get my knife and then I chop
For some guacamole
I'm talking guac, guac, guac
That's some guacamole
Squeeze a lime right on top
For some guacamole