I wanna talk to you. The last time we talked Mr. Smith you reduced me to tears. I promise you that wont happen again! G Do I attract you? D G Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? G Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? D G Do I like what you like? G I could be wholesome I could be loathsome D G I guess Im a little bit shy G Why dont you like me? D G Why dont you like me without making me try? G F Am I try to be like Grace Kelly D G But all her looks were too sad F Am So I try a little Freddie D Ive gone identity mad! G I could be brown I could be blue C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful D I could be purple G I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean C Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? D Why dont you like me? G Why dont you walk out the door! G How can I help it How can I help it C How can I help what you think? C Hello my baby D Hello my baby G Putting my life on the brink G Why dont you like me Why dont you like me C Why dont you like yourself? Should I bend over? D G Should I look older just to be put on the shelf? G F Am I try to be like Grace Kelly D G But all her looks were too sad F Am So I try a little Freddie D Ive gone identity mad G I could be brown I could be blue C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful D I could be purple G I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean C Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? D Why dont you like me? C Why dont you walk out the door! C G Say what you want to satisfy yourself C G C2 But you only want what everybody else says you should want G I could be brown I could be blue C I could be violet sky I could be hurtful D I could be purple G I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean C Gotta be everything more Why dont you like me? D Why dont you like me? G Why dont you walk out the door! Humphrey... We're Leaving Kaching