Damn baby, you're sexy!
What you're scared for?
You think that I'm gonna find out
You wanna say something?
I ain't gonna tell him myself
Ha, oh man, baby we're grown, feel me

I hear first night, she's worried, I think that she's a groupie
But I know I'm still probably gonna take her to the movies
I find myself in another delicate situation
Cause I can't date you we can't talk about it,
I'm at the holiday inn

[Chorus:]
Oh, and if you don't tell your girlfriends
Then I won't tell the crew
No one has to know about the crazy shit we do
I can keep on the low, girl
I don't kiss and tell
No one has to know about
What goes on in this hotel
I won't tell a soul!

She's mad at me, cause I forgot to call her on her birthday
But I've been running round, what makes
you wanna fuck me in the first
Place?
But I don't like you, enough to think 'bout making you my lady
I only call you when I'm in town I know that drives you crazy

[Chorus:]
Oh, and if you don't tell your girlfriends
Then I won't tell the crew
No one has to know about the crazy shit we do
I can keep on the low, girl
I don't kiss and tell
No one has to know about
What goes on in this hotel
I won't tell a soul!
(what you mean to
I don't even watch television)
I won't tell a soul!
And I don't own a telescope
You feel me?

I got this girl I met in kansas
Originally from witchita
She say she's from the country
so I pulled up bumpin' Tim Mcgraw
I got a few dollars in my budget
Uh, so I scooped her in the rental car
Yeah, I took her back to the w
Reached inside the mini bar
And poured us both a cup of goose
Then I rolled up, like a rubber do
First I lay you on the bed
Then I coco butter you
Then we do what lovers do
On top of the covers, ooh!
Damn, girl you're sexy!
You gonna make me baby mother you
Then she said, what am I gonna tell my friends?
And this is what I told her, before I put it in!

[Chorus:]
If you don't tell your girlfriends
Then I won't tell the crew
No one has to know about the crazy shit we do!
I can keep on the low, girl
I don't kiss and tell
No one has to know about
What goes on in this hotel
I won't tell a soul!
I won't tell a soul!