Three,Two,One,Fire!
Kero! Kero! Kero!
Iza susume pokopen shiyaku seyo
Kekkerokkero!
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare

Ki o tsuke, me o kuishibare
Curry no Rice o taki wasure

Shimaru Door koyubi hasanda
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
Shain ryokou wa Keron
A, katta houga yasui ne ban no okazu

Piro! Piro! Piro!
Totsugeki wa ugoku hodou de yuke
Pippiroppiro!
Hayane shite nebou shite mata nido ne suru

Zentai tomare maware, ote!!!
Kirawaretai no ni aisareru
Iranai-mono no katta dai Bargain
Hoshii-mono aru to okane ga nai
Shi no go no ieyo keron
A, kaminari natte mo kakusu heso ga nai!!!

Atsuki kono chishio to
Mune ni kizamareshi toukon
Eien ni kachihokore warera ga Keron!
Atsuki kono chishio to
Mune ni kizamareshi toukon
Eien ni kachihokore itoshiki hoshi yo!
Warera ga Keron!

Zentai, tomaccha dame!!!
A.........

Gero! Gero! Gero!
Takaraka ni shouri no otakebi o
Geggeroggero!
Harikitte denwa ni detara Facsimile

"Heisei" wa honjitsu yori "Keroro gannen" de arimasu!!!
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake

Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
Ha migaki nara ichigo no kaori
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
A, eki kara 5-fun wa jitsu wa 15-fun!!!
Sore ja sorujaa dotsukare-san!!!

Kerokkero!
Kero!!
Kero!!!
Kero!!!