[verse 1]
I put 'em on whenever I sit down
To the read the paper
Can't explain the way
They seem to work like magic
I put 'em on to keep it positive
Don't mean to tell you how I feel
But I'm a firm believer
In the power of the plastic
Positive plastic

[chorus 1]
In my pink sunglasses
Always makes the world look
A little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try 'em anytime you need
A change of the weather
For $9. 99, I'm perfectly disguised
When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[verse 2]
I was looking for some tortoise shells
But these were on sale next
To the disposable cameras
Tried 'em on and suddenly
It occurred to me
That buying little debbies
Felt a little more glamorous
In the checkout line, don't I look good?

[chorus 1]
In my pink sunglasses
Always makes the world
Look a little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try 'em anytime you need
A change of the weather
For $9. 99, I'm perfectly disguised
When I'm walking by, I wanna roll my eyes
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[bridge]
I could leave 'em on a beach
At a bar, on the boat
But they always reappear
In the pocket of my coat
I can't find 'em, they always find me

[chorus 2]
My pink sunglasses
Always makes the world look
A little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try 'em anytime you need
A change of the weather
For $9. 99, I'm completely polarized
Sometimes, I accidentally go to bed at night
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses

[outro]
In my pink sunglasses
Pink sunglasses