"One two three four five six seven eight nine!" - Chuck D "Are we on the air?"
{*beat from Method Man's original "Bring the Pain" starts playing*}
[Missy Elliott] Uhh, uhh .. {Ha?} Uhh {Ha?} uhh {Ha?} Uhh, this is - uhh, a Missy Elliott - uhh, exclusive Uh-huh.. woo!!
[Missy] And I came to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain Ooh baby, what's your name? {Ha?} I love the way you're spittin the game You made me change from thinkin all guys the same You the type of guy I wanna marry in months Got exactly what I want {Ha?} And ain't no fakin the funk Your attitude is funk and you're makin me crunk (c'mon)
[Chorus: Missy - singing] Yes it's real baby Got me so crazy Light my fire dirty Like the way you serve me Stimulate my body Crunk just like a party Ohh, you won't be sorry My papi, I'm yo' mami
[Missy] I'm in your life to come and let you explore {Ha?} And take you on a tour The kind of guys that be talkin that noise Is the reason I ignore {Uh-Ha!} And you the one I wanna take to Meet Moms "He's a rap superstar" {Uh-Ha!} I wanna be the one, you like I'm sure to do you right
[Chorus]
[Method Man] + (Missy) Is it real hon, if it's really real (let's chill) Maybe pop an X pill (how does sex feel?) Come and get your next thrill (you the raw deal) Yo I'm sayin if your man won't (Mr. Meth will) That's amore', all day, mind over matter And my forte' is foreplay, sex on a platter Have it your way, then who, serve you everything on the menu And all that freak shit that you into Sweet lady, you drive me half crazy Maybe, we can go half on a baby (on a baby?) Poppa got a brand new bag Hidden in the stash of his brand new Jag Lovely, kick your shoes off and get comfy We can bump uglies if you ain't got your monthly Yes I, like "American Pie" Tell 'em M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-Y
[Chorus]
[Missy] M-E-T-H-O-D, Man M-I-S-S-Y, I am I came came to bang bang the boogie I see you lookin to bang out my nookie You want my cookies I baked for you rookies Work hard they want me to bang bang and stick me If you want my nookie you got to come quickly M-E-T-H-O-D is ya wit me? (Mr. Meth) is ya wit me?