Home town girls ain't comin' to the square dance anymore Day by day and more and more the go struttin' out the door They all got cars and big careers and they never stay at home These modern girls are killin' me that's why I'm so alone Got big ol' arms and a pack of smokes and a shoulder made to size For a pretty little girl with a face like yours and big ol' baby eyes Why you gotta get with politics and usin' all your brains Just stay at home and fetch the beer so I can watch the game
Little girl I wanna be a big man Bein' what a man as meant to be There ain't no city shit can do for you What you can do for me
Jolie said that we'd get married right on christmas day But some big shit for san francisco carried her away In a little sports car with tinted glass said made in germany I don't see what so special that I ain't got in me My chevy barrels over all the mud you'd want to see Got multi-colored flannel shirts you might wanna press for me Jolie what's your reasoning to up and fly away? Got more of what a woman needs for rollin' in the hay
Little girl I wanna be a big man Bein' what a man as meant to be There ain't no city shit can do for you What you can do for me
Frenchmen ain't not good for you they never seem to bathe Their smelly food and wino drool just don't make the grade Goin' off to college ain't gonna do you any good I'll mend the fence and mow the law just like I said I would I'll saddle up the horses and even take the time To say hello to your weirdo friends who ain't no friends of mine So if you ever want me I'll be standin' in the weeds I'm american made and duty-free and that's all a woman needs