Well I know what you're thinkin'
Happens all the time
Being drunk is cool
Slidin' in the pool
Well I don't see a real big problem
'cuz I'll know more this way
Just because you suck one dick
It don't mean that you're gay

Snowflake hand, he breached me
And it ain't no big deal
'cuz I still have a girlfriend
And she's cool with how I feel

I just lost control
But it never happened again
So don't get all disgusted
'cuz I know where I've been
Well johnny started laughing
And dave's gonna tell my dad
I know what they're thinkin'
And I know that it's all bad

Snowflake hand, he breached me
And it ain't no big deal
'cuz I still have a girlfriend
And she's cool with how I feel

All I do
It ain't rude
It ain't wrong
I'm feelin' you

I just thought I'd tell you
Something small to share
So, I'm glad that you're not freakin'
And it's cool that you don't care
'cuz I almost feel imbued
Gettin' blown by a dude
But I'm never goin' back
'cuz I just ain't got the knack