I'm so fuckin' romantic I charm myself to death, death I'm gonna get me a conservative Republican girlfriend In the morning I suffer though breakfast like a man Ignore the bitter taste in my heart If we can make it through one more hell hot summer Hell won't seem so bad (Chorus:) Saguarro's cryn' Waving in the sand Saguarro's cryn' Standing so thick and thin Drop by drop and cell by cell I can't live in this emotional hell I can't see you any more Don't want to face the mountains Just the sea (Chorus)