You are hot I'm so not Take it all off One day soon It'll be normal No more fingers No more pain - Look into my eyes, tell me that you want me Sometimes I can't see how you can I'm a dumpy little bitcher, my hair is falling out But if you'll have me, I'll always be your man - Take it all off If you want it Cos you are hot And I am not - Look into my eyes, tell me that you want me Sometimes I can't see how you can I'm a sexual disaster, a fingerbanging master But if you'll have me, I'll always be your man - When we walk down the street All of the guys would give anything to be me Just so they could have you But only I love you I'm dancing like a robot singing "sweet sweet candy" I'm dancing like a robot singing "sweet sweet candy" I'm dancing like a robot singing "sweet sweet candy" I'm dancing like a robot singing "sweet sweet candy" All for you, this has always been for you - Look into my eyes, tell me that you want me Sometimes I can't see how you can I'm a dumpy little bitcher, my hair is falling out But if you'll have me, I'll always be your man I'll always be your...bam!