i've had this secret
and i feel it's time that you should know
when i'm in your arms it turns me on
but i've got a conscience, too
and it says my heart's never in tune
with anything i do

so this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan
i'm your biggest fan

i've had this secret
and now it's time that you should know
i was wrong to string you along
but circulating the streets in the pulsating heat
i scoured your town, completely aroused
making love to your memories

so this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan
this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan

sad minion of mine
don't be so unkind
i know i stole your coat
you can have this song i wrote
i've just crossed the line
from fashion to crime
but it's such a perfect fit
when i'm wearing it
sad minion of mine
don't be so unkind
i know i stole your coat
you can have this song i wrote
i've just crossed the line
from fashion to crime

so this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan
this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan
this is the last time that i'll hold your hand
i want to kiss you on the mouth
and tell you i'm your biggest fan

i'm your biggest fan