Suck on your watermelon
Juicy fresh
You got no time to worry
And no time to look back

Invited to the party
But cheated at the door
Taken to the cleaners
For being a bore

In a Shark City
You need
Sharp really sharp
Teeth

Drule on your boating blazer
Apricot squeeze
Got lucky on the exchange
Now everything's for free

White skirts getting greasy easy
My schedule's really packed, you see
And now you're asking me to fight for you
But what's in it for me?

In a Shark City
You need
Sharp, sharp really sharp
Teeth

Shame on you
For blowing the whistle
You were always such a party pooper
Ever heard of a little fun, have you?

And we make them really happy
While we fight for piece
We save the world and we
Sell chills to kids

In a Shark City
You need
Sharp, sharp really sharp
Teeth

Go call on your dentist
(Go call him, go call him)
If you're feeling mushy
(Go call him, go call him)
But he was on the hunt
(What?)
Now he's hiding in the bushes
(He's hiding, he's hiding!)

Now there's noone's here to help you
With your root canal
From the centre it is rotten
All the way through, pal!

In a Shark City
You need
Sharp, sharp really sharp
Teeth