Mooch mooch!

Played the big blind, got a free ride
From the bottom of the deck
Every sucker, holdout man
Better watch the devils hand
All paper players and paintermen
Rolling high and dealing crap
You won't be coming back
Cause the devil dealt the deck

Born to gamble, no hit and run
Broken fingers ain't no fun
Made a dime, you had your time
Old nick is making sure you're done
I've been wondering what's that stench
Something rotten something dead
It might as well be sweat
The devil dealt the deck
The devil dealt the deck

Buzz off slick

And so this was the final game
Got no more aces in his sleeve
The horsemen took him for a ride
No time to set his record right
Just a lousy little thief

The foulest player in the pack
A creature known as rat
No ace high flush without a jack
The devil dealt the deck
The devil dealt the deck
The devil dealt the deck
You know the devil
The devil dealt the deck