My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drip
My vagina's hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird but that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass played from the ladie's team
There's nothing finer than having a vagina