(RAP)
(female) watashi kono WANPI-SU de ii kashira?
(male) n~ suteki ja na?
(f) Nice na kurubushi mabushii yo
(m) oh~ matte yo kawaiko-chan
(m) docchi? docchi? docchi ni suru no?
hayaku kimenakya kaeru wa yo
(f) e- matte yo kawaiko-chan
(m) No!! Don't TACCHI me!!
(f) uresui~ na hajimete hito ni homerareta~
(m) homerareta?
(f) sou tashika 5(go)nenman-nen boku chinen
(m) surudoku JAPANI-ZU AFUTA- me-
(m) sorosoro kaerou ka?
(f) anta nante daikirai!!
nante USSO, USSO, UHHO, UHOHO

2(ni)jikenme no suugaku no jikan kyou hajimete kokuban wo mita
houteishiki no mondai kokoro mita
sensei yobu tsumori ga "kaasan!" soutasa (lol)
iitai koto wa wakaru yo ore no KYARA dewa nai
soredemo tsukkomu warau
docchi ka attemo ii n' ja nai?
ganbatta zue no shippai houchi PUREI wa nai
kaeri no BASU mo yaruki ga nai
yoru furo dete ato chakushin ari
(-on the phone-)
furete konai!?

itsumo anata wa HIROIN de
itsumo watashi wa PENYOMUPON
kami no ke someta no kidzuite yo
ano toki no yubiwa doushita no?
chanto me wo mite shaberou
sore ga watashi no kotoshi mokuhyou
atta koto nai kareshi to kyou mo
asa made CHATTO shiyou
kareshi ga RENJI no NAOKI ni gekiji
kaze no uwasa de shirimashita
watashi SUPU-N mageremasu
SUKO-RU okosemasu ensou tomeremasu
ano toki no anata no 1(hito)koto imada ni hikizutte n' no
ano kotoba omoidashita yoru wa
hamigaki shinaide nemurimasu
anata wa watashi ni kou itta...
omae wa daitai TOPPOGI mitai na...