I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet they hide in the dark and they creep around my room I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet I turn on the lights and prepare to face my doom what can I do? no one sleeps when there's monsters in their closet so hide under cover and wish for the darkness to disappear you can't get away and there's nothing that can stop it they shriek through the night and they try to incite your fears whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh no one believes there's monsters in my closet they tell me I'm wrong and I don't belong with ghouls but maybe one day they'll discover that they've been haunted they'll be all alone in the twilight zone poor fools I can't sleep cause there's monsters in my closet they hide in the dark and they creep around my room I can't sleep through all the hours of mindless nonsense they break all and make lots of noise it's true what can I do? whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh whoa-ooh-oh