Some folks like water, some folks like wine But I like the taste, of straight strychnine You may think it's funny, that I like this stuff But once you've tried it, you just can't get enough
Wine is red Poison is blue Strychnine is good Oh well its good for you
If you listen to what I say You'll try strychnine some day It'll make you jump and it'll make you shout It might even knock you out Some folks like water, some folks like wine But I like the taste, of straight strychnine