Take Sonny, he's a real go-getter A regular man about town He's got the world revolving around the music And keeping his ear to the ground
He falls asleep behind his dark sunglasses And whispers the words with a smile D-I-double-G, I love ya, baby I ain't seen your face in awhile
She ain't keeping score, he don't owe her anything But she ain't gonna sit around Waiting for the phone to ring
Sonny Boy, don't take your toys away Save them for a rainy day, yea, yea, yea An IOU could break her heart in two She thought you were the real McCoy, Sonny Boy
He's got his servant and his own dumbwaiter To answer the phone when you call Sorry, Sonny's underneath the weather Try him back later next fall
The boss called him out to California Let Hollywood make you a star Now he's on the Music Television And driving a Cadillac car
Funny how fame and money does what it can To bring about change in the boy The clothes don't make the man
[Chorus]
[Bridge:] It's a game you just can't win Though it never will be the same again Fair-weather friend
I don't think we've heard the last of Sonny He can't get it off of his mind He wants to laugh, but he don't think it's funny A conscience can turn on a dime
When he was a boy, they taught him the Golden Rule Take him for anything, but don't take him for a fool