It was in the spring
When we first met
The time of year when young men's thoughts
Turn to other men
So young and romantic
But hopelessly naive
When you said I was perfect
I didn't know just what to believe
I'm glad we had our time
But glad to see it end
Don't you think that maybe we'd be
Better off just friends
Your pre-conceptions
Drove me half mad
I couldn't be your standart issue
Regulation fag
The things that you found trivial
Meant everything to me
Oh what a lovely love affair
All we did was disagree
You still haven't learned
What I found out real quick
No use trying to drag things out
When you know we just didn't click
So here we are again
And I don't mean to be unkind
But to get back together
I'd have to be out of my mind
You call me once again
To tell you're fine
Then proceed to do nothing
But bitch and moan and whine