Kevin's mysterious, enigmatic
Kevin's tall and darkly attractive
Kevin's the subject os speculation
Cause Kevin avoids any explanation
Kevin's a bachelor, never dated
He's had a dozen offers he's never taken
Kevin's friendly but can be remote
Avoid getting personal or too close
Women want to know
Who's that handsome man
Men ask their acquaintances
About that lad
Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet
Intimacy seems to make him frightened
He was sen kissing a woman once
At a party when he was totallly drunk
Kevin's got friends he could confide in
But he's always denied them
The simple facts avoids revelations
Kevin's a master of evasion
Lives all alone, rarely goes out
Is there a double life we don't know about?
He won't say that he's gay
He won't say that he's not
He won't say that he's bi
He won't be pinned down
He'll say that he's pick
And refuse to be labeled
Then he changes the subject
as soon as he's able


His friends all see it as matter of trust
They'd never judge him for his lust
They just wish he'd be more open
They're tired and resentful of his withholding
We're all in the dark
Because Kevin won't talk
But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are