Wow!
How cute! What a guy!
The kind that makes my mouth go dry
He turned around and flashed me a smile
While I pictured us walking down the aisle
But then just the other day
All I needed was to hear him say
That he yearned for a deeper connection
His lips parted upon the confession

He said
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh I want you with no protection!

Wow!
How could I argue with that
He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat
So hoping and trusting too
I took him home quick
I was wanting it too
We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer
Female condoms-- my predilection
But when he saw my selection

He said
No No No I want you
No No No I want you
No No I want you with no protection!

Wow!
How could I miss what he meant
He suddenly seemed less intelligent
He said If it's not spit then it's not love
So put away those penile gloves

And I said
No No No this won't do
And I lost my erection

Now listen to me

Oh Oh Oh I want you
But No No No this won't do
No No I won't screw with no protection!