I met a cute guy in a gallery I looked at him he smiled at me We started talking and I was impressed He was smart and sweet and confident Just as I was thanking my good luck That was the moment reality struck He bid me goodbye and quickly fled Back to the safety of his girlfriend And that´s the story so far That´s the story so far Well I was hangin' out at that old queer bar The only in my home town Looking around, didn´t find much to choose Feeling the I-can´t-get-laid blues But as I was leaving the doorman smiled He was a honey so I stopped for a while We hit it off, but oh, cruel fate He was the only guy in the place that was straight And that´s the story so far That´s the story so far This is the part that I can´t stand Falling for an attractive man Who´s great but often straight This is the part I hate But one I ten still means a lot of them But so many are wrapped up in silly trends That I despise and make me roll my eyes That I despise and make me roll my eyes Is this my community?Sometimes I want to mutiny Walking down the street So many guys I want to meet And it makes me smile But it might take a long while To find that cutie With both brains and beauty So I´ll keep the faith But for now I wait And that the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life That´s the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life