She said, "Sit down and don't touch anything"
I did what I was told
And later that night we laid down on a bed
That was almost 200 years old

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Cause she lived in a house that was filled with antiques
Made by Egyptians , Italians and Greeks
She said she would call in a couple of weeks
But she never did

She said, "Sit down and don't touch anything"
I was as quiet as can be
And all the dead ancestors up on the wall
Looked down their noses at me

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She said, "Don't get too comfortable,
I'm used to sleeping alone"
When she put on a robe one worn by a queen
I knew it was time to go home

When she said, "We must do this again sometime"
I know she was just being nice
Something so scary and wonderful
Hardly ever happen twice

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