It's cold outside, I forgot my coat
There's a great white shark swimming around my boat
I'm half a man and half a goat
But I'm okay

There's a dead guy lying on the hood of my car
I don't know where my children are
You can cover me in feathers, you can cover me in tar
But I'm okay

Chorus
I'm alright
And I'll be coming over tonight
How many times do I have to say
I'm okay, dammit, I'm okay

Italy's shaped like a boot
Switzerland is filled with loot
I'll admit I ain't too cute
But I'm okay

Chorus

I lost my girl, I lost my head
I lost my money, all my daily bread
I'm gonna spend the next ten years in bed
But I'm okay

And I may never get too far
May never be a superstar
But I still got this blue guitar
So I'm okay

Chorus

It's cold outside and I forgot my coat
A great white shark swimming around my boat
I'm half a man and half a goat
But I'm okay

I'm alright
I'm okay