I don't believe in God
I don't believe in the flag
I don't believe in anything
I just believe in movie stars

They come from Heaven in Italian cars
And I believe that they are almost divine
They have sex all the time and it's good
It's always good 'cause it's with movie stars

Their thoughts are so much more profound than ours
And I believe that they know things I'll never know
Go places I'll never go
They're so smart and their teeth are perfect

And when I go to church
Down at the multiplex
I pay my seven bucks
I eat some Raisinettes

I stare up at the screen
I wait with bated breath
I wait with bated breath
I wait I wait I wait I wait for movie stars

From Mt. Olympus or Mt. Palomar
And I believe they've got impeccable taste
They make this world a better place to live in

I don't wanna live in a world without movie stars
Look in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
No it's a movie star