There are no dumb people here tonight
Everybody's smart
There are no ugly people in this place
There are no lonely hearts
There are no mean people causing trouble
There's lots glasses filled with tiny bubbles
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no bad people here tonight
Everybody's good
There are no killers, thieves or corporate types
Not in this neighborhood
There are no religious fundamentalists
They all left and they won't be missed
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no mean people causing a ruckus
There's beautiful people and they all want to
Make love to us
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no dumb people here tonight
You've got high IQs
You're intellectual sophisticates
I see you're wearing shoes
Nobody's hostile or violent
Or too paranoid about the government
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love