The website is under construction The website is under construction But there’s no need to worry We’ve just been in Jersey recording an album for you So have no fears and dry those tears, it’s hammer time today Say hammer go hammer mc hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play And when we return, we can have a king time Here’s a song in the meantime to hold you overboard Actually, Overboard is a movie that came out in 1987 featuring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn. It was a good one. And when we return, we can fight the bad guys Concern ourselves with Lindsay Lohan’s life And first we’ll find the cure for cancer Then maybe we’ll find the answer for the question that’s on everybody’s mind For the question that’s on everybody’s mind Where the hell is Coolio tonight? Where the hell is Coolio tonight? Had a few hits back in ’96 then he dropped off the end of the earth I love you Mr. Coolio But everything it’s worth I’ve been watching re-runs of Full House and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air But I wrote this song to remind you we’re still here And that we still care In the meantime you can bump this chair And if you’re making eggs use non-stick spray pans Getting fatter day by day Losing breath but that’s okay For a lowdown geez that’s crazy We Put Out is a label that pays me I wrote this song to let you know I wrote this song to let you know The website is under construction The website is under construction The website is under construction The website is under construction And friend us on MySpace And where the hell is Coolio tonight?