HIM: I love her my long tall woman I love her my little short woman I love her my middle-sized woman But I can't decide Now each time that we're together One by one they ask me whether I love one more than the other But I can't decide
LONG TALL WOMAN: A long tall mama is a mighty good lover And you never have to worry when she moans When you're rockin' and a-riding' and a-slippin' and a-slidin' You're never gonna break her bones And a long tall mama is a mighty good cover When the temperature is way down low And it's well to remember she's much cooler in the summer There's a breeze everywhere she goes
HIM: I love her my long tall woman I love her my little short woman I love her my middle-sized woman But I can't decide Now each time that we're together One by one they ask me whether I love one more than the other But I can't decide
LITTLE SHORT WOMAN: A little short mama is a reassure to discover And she always make a man feel tall With her sweet disposition she won't make an exhibition Of herself to every Peter and Paul A little short mama is a pocketful of pleasure And she knows a hundred different ways She's small enough to study every square inch of your body And her tongue is always full of praise
HIM: I love her my long tall woman I love her my little short woman I love her my middle-sized woman But I can't decide Now each time that we're together One by one they ask me whether I love one more than the other But I can't decide
MIDDLE SIZE WOMAN: A middle size mama is a just right mama You can look her squarely in the eye And it's always perfect weather every minute that you're with her You never feel the time go by And she's never too hard and she's never too soft You fit her like a finger in a glove And you're closest to perfection when she's give you affection It's her you're always thinking of
HIM: I love her my long tall woman I love her my little short woman I love her my middle-sized woman But I can't decide
THEM: Now what shall we do with this brother? Why should we wait at his pleasure? Let's put all our heads together If he can't decide We know what to do with this brother Send him back home to his mother 'Cause we can get plenty of other And he can't decide