Is this a riot or are you just pleased to see me?
Why aren't we holding hands and talking sweet?
I love you really, though I know no-one believes me
There's chaos every time we meet

Oh now look what you've gone and done
You're creating pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy
The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's pandemonium!

You're crashing everywhere, it's like you're smashing china
Skidding on an icy road
In major trouble since you were almost a minor
I sometimes think we'll both explode

Oh no, look what you've gone and done
You're creating pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy
My world's gone mad, what did you do?
I'm telling perfect strangers that I love you
The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's pandemonium!

I can't make sense of anything
All I know is the party's in full swing
If we both just stopped for a minute
I'd declare war and then you'd win it

To tell you the truth, I thought I was shock-proof
Until I saw what you get up to
When you think about it, it's quite an achievement
That after all I still love you

Oh no, look what you've gone and done
You're creating pandemonium
That song you sing means everything
To me, I'm living in ecstasy
My world's gone mad, what did you do?
I'm telling perfect strangers that I love you
The stars and the sun dance to your drum
And now it's pandemonium!