Do you want some rice pudding?
No that's gross
It was a test, almond brittle?
Ooh I love it the most

Do you collect coins?
Yeah just in case
Vending machines
Become the dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing
That's gonna happen
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me

I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes you know?
It's in this pouch ouch

Do llamas weird you out?
Yeah are they camels or sheep?
No no I meant lorenzo
Oh that's right he played meap

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me ooh wee ooh
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me
I've found a brand new best friend
And it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
That's right twice the evil
Double doofenshmirtz
Coming at you fridays