He's smart
He's a friend
You know, he isn't nice, nice, nice

And you wanna be nice, right?
A nice nice man
And you know what means the most to me?

I was on the phone everyday
Everyday, doing what I do best
Talking on the telephone
Me, I did that
Why? Because...

Was it legal? Fuck legal!
Am I a nice man? Fuck nice!
They say terrible things about me in The Nation? Fuck The Nation!!!
Do you wanna be nice, or you wanna be effective?
Do yo want to make the law, or subject to it?

CHOOSE!!