A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morning

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better,
Our thoughts compressed,
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better,
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning, pure morning
Pure morning, pure morning
Pure morning, pure morning

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better,
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever

A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breast and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather