Hey there honey pie
I'm begging, baby, please
For you to notice me
And be free of disease

If I am charming
Will you take me home tonight?
I promise that I'll leave
Before you turn out the light I look to you
To validate my life
You are the cutest thing
in THIS bar tonight

How many drinks will I have to buy
to figure out I'm not that kind of guy?

Do you ever feel
like you're life is dictated by impossible ideals?
Do you ever find
You left the important things behind?