I'm feeling low down and dirty
Bored and disgusted
Don't you give me no money
Cause I just cant be trusted

I got a list of diseases that I cannot pronounce
And a negative balance in my bank account
I got high blood pressure rotten teeth
I'm losing my hair I got stinking feet
I got a nasty temper and I'm quick to snap
So when you see me comin you better step back

Doctor can't help me
Doctor can't do
Ain't no way to see me through
Doctor can't help me
Doctor can't say
Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey

I'm feeling low down and dirty
Dog faced and mad
This is the worst reputation that I've ever had
My wife don't love me my dogs gettin old
And my dear old mama threw me out in the cold
I went to the preacher just the other day
I fell down to my knees and started to pray
I said lord wont you tell me what's been going on
All that's holding me up is my big behind

Doctor can't help me
Doctor can't do
Ain't no way to see me through
Doctor can't help me
Doctor can't say
Feeling low down and dirty I'm wastin away hey hey