We like driving on a Saturday night
Past the leisure centre left at the lights
Oh we don't look for trouble
But if it comes we don't run
Lookin' out for trouble
Is what we call fun.
Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals
Wouldn't you like to come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's hooooooooooome?

We can't help it we're so thick we can't think
Can't think of anything but shit sleep and drink
Oh we like women
Up the women we say
And if we get lucky, yeah we might even meet some one day
Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals
Wouldn't you like to come over and watch some vandals
Smashing up someone's hoooooooooooome?

Mister we just want your car
Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh
Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you wanna come and see?

Mister, we just want your car
Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh
Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy

Mister, we just want your car
Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh
Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you wanna come and see?