Is this somebody's stool? 'Cause I need it
What a fine looking fruit, guess I'll eat it
Were you using this pipe? Well, it's mine now
Will it bug you if I take your sign down?

I think I'll take this rusty rake
And once I break your old broom, they'll both go into the lake
It'd be a shame if someone came
Along and threw off your aim, hey, mate, it's only a game

Look, here's the gist, my evil list
Consists of ways to cause mayhem and put pants in a twist
The folks I've goosed have now deduced
That since they've locked me away, the geese have come home to roost

You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie
From your friendly bird of prey
Because the goose is loose and here for fowl play
I'm a goose on holiday

Hey, that radio's nice, and I want it
Lovely ribbon you've got, I'ma flaunt it
This harmonica needs me to tune it
That's a beautiful rose, time to prune it

Hear that crash? It's your trash
Oh, I'll be back in a flash to make you waste all your cash
I'm in your hedge, got any veg?
You seem a little on edge, don't hit your hand with your sledge

Hey, here's a tip, try not to trip
Your shoes can go for a dip all while I give you the slip
I'm here to seize your ham and cheese
I may just get you all wet and then escape with your keys

I hope you come enjoy my manic matinee
Starring me, your Bird of Prey
That's right, the goose is loose and causing quite the fray
While I'm here on holiday

Went to pour me a pint but you stole it
And my football's been knicked, where'd you roll it?
Half my garden is gone 'cause you plucked it
And hit me straight on the head with this bucket

You can run, you can hide
But we'll be right on your tail and we're all fit to be tied
Yeah, you can honk and you can flap
Well, I can eat you for lunch for making off with me cap

You broke my fence, ransacked the pub!
You trashed the Tv boutique and left a hole in my shrub
You smashed my vase, untied my shoes
We've come to take back our stuff and then get rid of this goose

That's nice, but (So stay away)
I'm not sure I (Go on, be off with you, okay?)
Properly conveyed (We're very done with you today)
I'm a bird, a (You've caused us all so much dismay)
Bird of prey

Too late (No poppycock, back to your bay)
The goose is loose (Do you hear anything we say?)
And likely here to stay (Enough of this absurd display)
On extended (It's time to make the poultry pay)
Holiday