Well it sure didn't take too long I woke up in the morning she's gone Well the note that she wrote Didn't say Dear John, it said goodbye sucker I'm gone She was a homegrown mountain girl Raised in a different world I was a wanna be rocker She was more into Merle Couldn't see it just wouldn't work And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli Never getting over Joele
Well I poured myself in my car I drove it on down to the bar But they wouldn't let me in Cause I ain't a movie star So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar The bouncer threw me out at two And I didn't know what to do So I picked up the phone And I Called guess who? But the call block wouldn't let me through And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me But I'm never getting over Joele
Well I gathered up all my guns And a pipe bomb just for fun And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn she's right I always was the crazy one. Yeah the boyfriend was sure nice to me Calm down would you like a drink And then I shot him full of holes From his nose to his knees And I polished off my little sweet pea And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy But I'm never getting over Joele Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty, But I'm never getting over Joele