This is the story of a sick lunatic
Who searched elder dens to shove in his stick
Let me tell you about a man, this poor prick
Whose card in the sleeve was the cream on his ***
He searched for grannies in his town's geriatric
Claiming he would help them overcome
The loneliness created by their relatives
And the thought of their lives coming to an end
One day he took down a prey to his place
In order to give her libidinous medicine
The poor old woman almost couldn't walk
But she could hide a knife in her coat
He didn't know she had been told
And she was on a quest to stop his lunacy
So when the fella pulled out his ***
The blade flew out and sliced the spear
The blood spattered and soiled the walls
The dude passed out with his pants on the ankles
And to make sure he wouldn't survive
She stabbed him with a dildo in the eye