She called me late last night,
to say she loves me so.
It didn't matter anymore.
I say she never cared and that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess i'll have to wait until then.

If I get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby,
You won't bother me no more.
If you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and I say:
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so... But I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be all right...
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try.

If I get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more.
If you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and I say:
I think i'll have myself a beer.

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do.
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell.
Said she'd do it all again, she'd
promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
It's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends
and I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.