Hey remember the time
when I found a human tooth down on Delancey
Hey remember that time
we decided to kiss anywhere except the mouth
Hey remember that time when my favorite colors
were pink and green
Hey remember that month
when I only ate boxes of tangerines
So cheap and juicy, tangerines

Hey remember that time
when I would only read Shakespeare
Hey remember that other time
when I would only read the backs of cereal boxes
Hey remember that time I tried to save a pigeon
with a broken wing
A street cat got him by morning
and I had to bury pieces of his body
in my building's playground

I thought I was going to be sick,
I thought I was going to be sick

Hey remember that time
when I would only smoke Parliaments
Hey remember that time when I would only smoke Marlboros
Hey remember that time when I would only smoke Camels
Hey remember that time when I was broke
I didn't care I just bummed from my friends
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum...

Hey remember that time when you od'ed*
Hey remember that other time
when you od'ed for the second time
Well in the waiting room
while waiting for news of you I hallucinated
I could read your mind
And I was on a lot of shit too
but what I saw, man, I tell you it was freaky, freaky