New boy in the neighborhood

Lives down stairs and it's understood.

He's there just to take good care of me.

Like he's one of the family.

Charles in charge of

Our days and our nights.

Charles in charge of

Our wrongs and our rights.

So I say

I want Charles in charge of me.

Charles, I love you,

Love you till the end.

And I love Buddy,

Cause he's your best friend.

Let's go hang out,

You me and Jesus at your mom's pizza parlor.

And maybe you can hook me up

With the girl that's from Baywatch

And on your show.