last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine
everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea
then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor
lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

he pushed me into a thorny ol' bush
only about a hundred needles down on my tush
having so much fun with my buddies at the bar
but it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my here I go

Look in the mirror and what do I see
some big ol' cancker sore lookin thing on me no!!!
I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win
I'm gonna take that money and do it all again

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night

I'm gonna sue
Jack Daniels
just me and you
gonna have a duel
high noon