(D Kleiber)

Let us put man and woman together
And see which one is smarter
Some say men but I say no
The women got the men like a puppet show

Ain抰 me, it抯 the people they say
The men are leading the women astray
But I say, it抯 the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way

That抯 right! The women are smarter
That抯 right! The women are smarter
A little boy sat down and cried
An old man passing asked him why
He said I can抰 do what the big boys do
Old man sat down and he cried, too

Ain抰 me, it抯 the people that say
The men are leading the women astray
But I say, it抯 the women today
Are smarter than the man in every way
That抯 right, the women are smarter
That抯 right, the women are smarter

It ain't me, it's the people that say
The men are leading the women astray
But I say, it's the women today
Are smarter than the men in every way
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Smarter than the men in every way
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
That's right, the women are smarter
Smarter than the men in every way
That's right it's the people that say the men are leading the women astray
But I Say, it's the women today, are smarter than the men in every way
That's right they're smarter