Bartender don't you tell me, it's the last call for alcohol
Cause the only way I'll get thru the night is drinking here till dawn
So why don't you help me pouring something good and really strong
And introduce me to someone who's alone

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This heartache is driving me nuts
And I've got one last request
So give me something strong to forget her fast, very fast
And leave me here sipping my drink, all alone
And don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol

Jose Cuervo, Brandy, Jim Beam, couple of beers and Red Wine
Are the greatest friends that I know to get trough this goodbye
And for lonely hearts those drinks are the short cut to happiness
So sit here with me and have yourself a glass

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OHOHHHH!
And don't you tell me; it's the last call for alcohol